One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joins a peculiar Xianxia chuunibyou chat group where members call each other ‘fellow daoist.’ Their contact names range from Sect Master and Cave Master to Spiritual Master and Heavenly Expert. Even the group master’s missing pet, Great Devil Dog, has run away. They spend their days discussing pill refinement, exploring mysterious lands, and martial arts techniques. But after lurking for a while, Song Shuhang suddenly realizes—every single member is a real cultivator, capable of moving mountains and living for thousands of years! His entire worldview shatters overnight!